Selected Short Fiction and Essays

• 365 Tomorrows, “Relative Weather”

• 3:AM Magazine, “Stick”

• 3:AM Magazine, “Strip Ouija”

• Barrelhouse, “Yeah, They’re Dead. They’re All Messed Up.”

• Cemetery Dance, “The Town Suicide”

• The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, “The Ostrich that Cured Johnny Cash of Drugs & Booze Dies of Old Age”

• decomP, a literary magazine, “Femme Fatale, Rabid Raccoon”

• Dogzplot, “Pre-Revelation Coffee with Ex-Girlfriend”

• Dogzplot, “Sermon on the Anthill”

• Flash Fiction Online, “Death Babies”

• Full Grown People, “Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly”

• Hobart, “Giant Panda Monster”

• Interfictions: A Journal of Interstitial Arts, “The Etiquette”

• The Laurel Review, “The Tree and the Screen”

• The MacGuffin, “Janine’s Dead”

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, “A Disgraced Congressman Apologizes for His Recent Poor Choices of Costumes”

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, “The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale”

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, “How to Tell If Your Dog Is a Fatalist”

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, “Netflix Would Like to Apologize for the Inadvertent Apocalypse”

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, “Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is in No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden on You, Our Lowliest Employees"

• Necessary Fiction, “The Banshee”

• Necessary Fiction, “Herman and the Elephant”

• New South: A Journal of Art & Literature, “The Founding of Rome”

• PANK, “Parricide”

• Pithead Chapel, “Family Video”

• Plots with Guns, “The Wellum”

• Porcupine Literary: A journal by and for teachers,“Off-ramp Tent”

• The Potomac, “Trash”

• Puerto del Sol, “Curse of the Mummy”

• Pulp Modern, “Chulainn”

• REAL: Regarding Arts & Letters, “Divulge Nothing Save the Terror of Being”

• Tiny Molecules, “Pumpkin Seed”

• Tough, a crime journal, “A Man Whom Prosperity Harmed”

• Wigleaf, “Open House”